Shameful

I received this cookie pop up when I visited a Canadian magazine’s site yesterday:

A cookie popup stating “We value your privacy” and then going on to proclaim they intend to sell my browsing data and geolocation data to 1725 different “partners”
“partners”

One thousand seven hundred and twenty five. That’s how many different companies this once-respected institution is trying to sell my existence to. Absolutely disgusting. Imagine having the nerve to then proudly proclaim they respect my privacy.

Shame on you, Macleans.

Archived: Web

SSG? Not yet.

I think all of the fussing and terminal hacking it takes to utilize a static site generator to deploy a website is something that I would have fallen in love with 10 years ago. Now? Now I just want things to work, and work easily. So WordPress gets a stay of execution.

Analog

I made a throwaway minimum bid at a local auction house for a Canon AT-1 35mm camera and a box of lenses. The site had a single, low resolution and out of focus photo so I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I placed the bid.

Turns out, what I got was:

  • An f2.8 50 mm lens
  • An f1.8 28mm wide angle lens
  • A 100mm-200mm telephoto lens
  • A 1:5 (5:1?) macro lens. I know nothing about macro lenses so this is new to me.
  • A near-mint camera body that just needed a good wipe cleaning and dusting.

I can’t believe my luck! I bought a roll of 200 ISO Kodak film and we will see how it turns out. I am loving the deliberate and purposeful decision making that happens when there’s a finite and number of photos that can be taken (not to mention the fact there’s a distinct dollar value attached to each one). I also really like that there is no immediate satisfaction. I have no idea if the 8 photos I took this morning are any good, and I probably won’t know for a month or more until I shoot 28 more and get the roll developed.

Static Site Generators

I’ve been experimenting with some static site generators and I think I’m going to implement whichever one I end up feeling the most comfortable with. I really like this theme but do I need all this complexity? Not at all.

The downside, though, is that I hate Markdown. I mean I really, really hate Markdown. Ugh.

Maybe I should handcraft my own CSS-free HTML 1.0 site. Do modern browsers still support marquee tags?

Archived: Web

CGA cyan and magenta just hits

I saw a random post somewhere on Mastodon that mentioned the 1985 DOS game Striker and the included screen shot pulled something deep in the childhood nostalgia region of my brain. I hadn’t thought of it in decades but I remembered playing it as a kid and had to track it down.

Title screen of the CGA-era DOS game Striker.
Found it

Dang that CGA cyan/magenta colour palette gets me every single time.

The game itself is actually pretty fun, especially considering it’s from 1985. You fly your helicopter through a horizontal landscape, either shooting or bombing tanks, rockets, or alien ships. The more you maneuver your chopper, the faster your fuel reserves deplete, but destroying ground-based fuel tanks replenish a small amount in your tank.

Attract mode

The end of each level has a small challenge; center your helicopter on a landing pad to pick up spies and then the next level you do the same to drop them off. Another is to pick up cargo, etc.

The game isn’t overly challenging and it felt really good to play it again. According to the readme included, it was created by a Derek Williams. Derek, if you’re still out there, know that childhood me and adult me had a lot of fun with this.

Fighting Fantasy

Every now and then I have the urge to dip my toes into tabletop RPGs. Unfortunately, nobody else in my circle of friends has ever expressed any interest in it (or, like me, they keep it well hidden). So, instead of a traditional D & D game, I usually make my way through a Fighting Fantasy book while my wife puzzles. It makes for a cozy evening in.

Plus, they are filled with this incredible 70s/80s fantasy artwork style.

I’ve made a Fighting Fantasy scoring spreadsheet that I use whenever I play and maybe some others will find it useful. I’ll include the pdf output for easy printing and the Excel Libreoffice Calc file in case anyone wants to make it their own. It uses the Dalelands Uncial font which should be pretty easy to track down, if you want it.

Spoiler alert:

I did not go back to Planetfall after I got myself into a walking dead/softlock scenario. So I guess that makes it like every other interactive fiction game I’ve ever played.

It was fine and good and I was actually getting intrigued with the story but the pointless hunger/sleep/can-only-ride-the-train-during-daytime-hours game mechanic that led to the softlock just completely drained my interest level. The extensively detailed Trizbort map means that I could get back to where I was in probably less than 30 minutes, so maybe I’ll go back to it someday? I feel like listening to the DOS Game Club episode on this one will probably push me to finishing it.

Maybe.

Interactive Fiction

I’ve been playing Infocom‘s Planetfall lately, as it’s the game of the month for the DOS Game Club. I’ve only ever given interactive fiction cursory glances over the years; the first time as a kid on my uncle’s Olivetti business computer, to most recently (before Planetfall) when I made a valiant effort to port King’s Quest I to a text adventure during COVID.

An Olivetti ETV-260 computer sitting on the floor of what appears to be an abandoned warehouse. Obviously a marketing photo from the 80s.
Me playing a long-forgotten text adventure on the floor of an abandoned warehouse.

Usually when I attempt these, I begin with the best intentions. I used to make hand-drawn maps with plenty of space to annotate any oddities in each area (for Planetfall I’ve been using the wonderful Trizbort in a Windows virtual machine), I kept notes in a separate $gamename.txt file, and I’d play in fullscreen to remove any distractions. Even with all this, I’d rarely put in more than an hour or so before losing interest. I don’t know why – some of the IF I’ve attempted have been really great, and I like to think I’m decent at converting words on screen to pictures in my head. I suppose it’s likely just the problem of too much choice – Steam and GOG libraries with way too many other, more stimulating, options.

Planetfall, though, has got its hooks into me and I’m pretty confident that this will be the first one that I actually finish. With the exception of one (so far), the puzzles have been pretty straightforward and seem to rely more on thorough world exploration to find items than they do on stretching item usage plausibility.

A map of the game Planetfall.
Planetfall’s map thus far

There’s a food/sleep and day/night mechanic that doesn’t really add much to the game besides opening yourself up to walking dead situations but that’s been my only real complaint. I’m hoping to get a couple hours this weekend to put towards this and, who knows, maybe even complete it.

ericiseasytosay

Honestly I registered this domain mostly for the custom bluesky handle but maybe I can also use this just for fun???

This is a picture of one of our cats. His name is Odin but we call him Mr. Sir and also Dr. Fart. He is a good boy but he is also very dumb.

A photo of a grey cat with his tongue out.